Category: Fun Star

Fun Star: Experimental theater piece “ASUAF” closes 0

Fun Star: Experimental theater piece “ASUAF” closes

This article is a work of satire, so unbunch your panties, please. Spencer Tordoff / Web Editor Following 70 successful years of performance, “ASUAF” held its final show last Sunday. “We’ve had an amazing run,”...

Fun Star: Horoscopes 0

Fun Star: Horoscopes

This article is a work of satire, so unbunch your panties, please. Kyrie Long / Divination Editor Aries (March 21 – April 19): The stars tire of speaking to you.  Try asking the Earth....

Fun Star: Review of Rihanna’s “Anti” 0

Fun Star: Review of Rihanna’s “Anti”

This article is a work of satire, so unbunch your panties, please. Alan Fearns / Columnist Just a heads up. I f*** with Rihanna. So don’t think I’m playing around when I’m writing this...

Fun Star: Briefs 0

Fun Star: Briefs

This article is a work of satire, so unbunch your panties, please. Leslie Drumhiller / Fun Star Fee established In an effort to augment the budget deficit, University of Alaska Fairbanks has instituted a...