Category: Fun Star

Fun Star Picks, March 30 – April 4

Fun Star Picks, March 30 – April 4

This article is a work of satire, so unbunch your panties, please. Wednesday, March 30 You guys!! It’s Celine Dion’s 29th birthday! Again! So get out this Hump Day evening and get your Dion...

FUN STAR: NCAA formally apologizes for sanctions, admits to overreacting to violations

FUN STAR: NCAA formally apologizes for sanctions, admits to overreacting to violations

By Zayn Roohi Photo Editor (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) The NCAA issued a formal apology to UAF last Thursday afternoon for overreacting to minor violations and placing harsh sanctions...

FUN STAR: Dining Services justifies mandatory meal plans

FUN STAR: Dining Services justifies mandatory meal plans

By Chris Hoch Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) Meal plans, a mandatory expenditure for most undergraduate students living in the dormitories at UAF, have been publicly justified...

FUN STAR: UAF admits to hating the CLA

FUN STAR: UAF admits to hating the CLA

By Dianna Rupp Web Editor (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) In a Thursday press release about UAF’s latest batch of budget cuts, Chancellor Roogers admitted he had, “No idea why...

FUN STAR: Hipster Studies program to be introduced this fall

FUN STAR: Hipster Studies program to be introduced this fall

By Aaron Walling Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) After years of petitions and campaigns, UAF has finally brought hipster studies to campus. This is a huge step...

FUN STAR: Amid budget cuts, adjuncts fill big shoes

FUN STAR: Amid budget cuts, adjuncts fill big shoes

By Emily Russell Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) The University of Alaska Fairbanks has spared no time in preparing for budget cuts in the coming year. Along...

FUN STAR: Athletic Department employs new coaching techniques; no NCAA violations required

FUN STAR: Athletic Department employs new coaching techniques; no NCAA violations required

By Emily Russell Sun Star Contributor (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) A new coaching trend has emerged due to recent scrutiny regarding the leadership within the University of Alaska Fairbanks’...

FUN STAR: ASUAF finishes meeting with no petty arguing

FUN STAR: ASUAF finishes meeting with no petty arguing

By Eric Bennett Copy Editor (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) At this week’s ASUAF meeting, all bills were accounted for without anyone partaking in childish bickering. “Usually I’d love to...

FUN STAR: UAF decides to cease wi-fi funding

FUN STAR: UAF decides to cease wi-fi funding

By Addis Gonzalez Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) After the Office of Information Technology’s (OIT) recent report that 95 percent of UAF students cannot access the internet...