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Miss Euphoria: Halloween Special

Miss Euphoria: Halloween Special

Miss Euphoria, because Halloween seems to be about sexualizing everyday-drag, I’m trying to figure out what my costume should be. I’m an overweight woman, what are your suggestions? P.S. this costume needs to help me get laid! You should dress like a potato… a sexy potato! When you’re flirting at a party, I suggest lines […]

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Miss Euphoria, I feel so unloveable. I’ve never dated anyone. What can I do to change my thoughts? Masturbation and positive thinking, together, have been solving people’s issues for longer than you’ve had yours. I would say try those and if they don’t work, your next step is therapy.   Euphoria, my fiance and I […]

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This is my first time asking you a question and I’m so excited. I never thought that the Sun Star would let you write for them again this year Well they are. I am as shocked as you are! I even heard something about getting a bonus because I helped them come up with some […]

Miss Euphoria: It does not get better

Miss Euphoria: It does not get better

Miss Euphoria/ Sun Star Columnist May 6, 2014 In the moments before the most recent campus drag show, I was terrified. Two hours earlier, I had tried to get a ride to campus and been turned down by a taxi driver. He must have thought I was playing a joke on him because he kept […]

Miss Euphoria: Performance

Miss Euphoria: Performance

Miss Euphoria/ Sun Star Reporter April 18, 2014 Miss Euphoria, I’ve been seeing my girlfriend for about three months and it was going fine until a few days ago. We were about to have sex when I started getting soft. It was embarrassing for both of us and now she thinks I’m not attracted to […]

Miss Euphoria: Try Sexual

Miss Euphoria: Try Sexual

Miss Euphoria/ Sun Star Columnist Mar. 11, 2014 Euphoria, what is the best way to cuddle? I know it’s not a sex question, but please answer! Umm… try sexual: involve your fingers! I recently had some rough sex with a friend of mine, and the next morning, my mom noticed my bruises. She thinks that […]

Miss Euphoria: Buy Sexual

Miss Euphoria: Buy Sexual

Miss Euphoria/ Sun Star Columnist Feb. 25, 2014 Miss Euphoria, is this normal? Sometimes I bleed right after sex. Girl, don’t we all? Oh, wait, no we don’t. It could be an STI (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Believe me, sexually transmitted diseases are only fun for like the first few weeks. I […]

Miss Euphoria: Guy Dance

Miss Euphoria: Guy Dance

Miss Euphoria/ Sun Star Columnist Feb. 11, 2014 Miss Euphoria, my girlfriend is currently on a diet and doesn’t want to swallow. This shouldn’t be a problem, but by the time I’m close, I’m usually halfway down her throat. What do I do? Well, I think everyone should switch to the Raw Food diet but […]