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FUN STAR: Dining Services justifies mandatory meal plans

FUN STAR: Dining Services justifies mandatory meal plans

By Chris Hoch Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) Meal plans, a mandatory expenditure for most undergraduate students living in the dormitories at UAF, have been publicly justified in a press release by UAF Dining Services. “Meal plans have received criticism as of late, especially with the rise in […]

FUN STAR: UAF admits to hating the CLA

FUN STAR: UAF admits to hating the CLA

By Dianna Rupp Web Editor (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) In a Thursday press release about UAF’s latest batch of budget cuts, Chancellor Roogers admitted he had, “No idea why College of Liberal Arts students were even here to begin with.” Citing a recent survey of UAF students that indicated only […]

FUN STAR: Hipster Studies program to be introduced this fall

FUN STAR: Hipster Studies program to be introduced this fall

By Aaron Walling Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) After years of petitions and campaigns, UAF has finally brought hipster studies to campus. This is a huge step forward for hipsters in the school, giving them the proper recognition they deserved. “We hipsters are a misunderstood, but valuable part […]

FUN STAR: Amid budget cuts, adjuncts fill big shoes

FUN STAR: Amid budget cuts, adjuncts fill big shoes

By Emily Russell Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) The University of Alaska Fairbanks has spared no time in preparing for budget cuts in the coming year. Along with submitting a list of every department for review and possible elimination, the university is also being proactive about its hiring […]

FUN STAR: ASUAF finishes meeting with no petty arguing

FUN STAR: ASUAF finishes meeting with no petty arguing

By Eric Bennett Copy Editor (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) At this week’s ASUAF meeting, all bills were accounted for without anyone partaking in childish bickering. “Usually I’d love to accuse someone of not following the rules of procedure, but it just wasn’t in me today,” Calvin Hodge, ASUAF senator, said. […]

FUN STAR: UAF decides to cease wi-fi funding

FUN STAR: UAF decides to cease wi-fi funding

By Addis Gonzalez Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) After the Office of Information Technology’s (OIT) recent report that 95 percent of UAF students cannot access the internet on a daily basis, the Office of Management & Budget has stated that the Wi-Fi will be cut as of April 1st. […]

FUN STAR: Parking Services shake-down scam exposed

FUN STAR: Parking Services shake-down scam exposed

By Dianna Rupp Web Editor (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) BREAKING- The results of an investigation into UAF’s Parking Services that has been ongoing since January 2014 were released Tuesday morning. The investigation itself was initially prompted by various complaints from students, faculty and visitors to the campus about the meters […]

FUN STAR: Ocarina music piece to represent UAF

FUN STAR: Ocarina music piece to represent UAF

By David Spindler Sun Star Reporter (This piece satirical and should not be taken seriously.) Dante Rosalez, a freshman student majoring in music education at UAF had the idea of putting together a musical piece to represent UAF using only an ocarina which he ordered on Amazon.com awhile back. He originally brought the idea to […]

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