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Letters to the Editor: April 1, 2014

Letters to the Editor: April 1, 2014

This piece is from the April 1 issue, our April Fool’s Day edition of the newspaper: The Fun Star.  It is intended as satire and not meant to be taken seriously.  All information and quotes were made up.   Dear editor (the previous editor), After a long year of mistakes, offenses and ridiculous blunders, you […]

Russian Mobilizes Troops to Alaskan Border

Russian Mobilizes Troops to Alaskan Border

This piece is from the April 1 issue, our April Fool’s Day edition of the newspaper: The Fun Star.  It is intended as satire and not meant to be taken seriously.  All information and quotes were made up.   Lenin Lau/ Fun Star Reporter April 1, 2014   MOSCOW – Riding a wave of Nationalist […]

Fake ASUAF Recap- March 30, 2014

Fake ASUAF Recap- March 30, 2014

This piece is from the April 1 issue, our April Fool’s Day edition of the newspaper: The Fun Star.  It is intended as satire and not meant to be taken seriously.  All information and quotes were made up.   Kaz Alvarez/Sun Star Reporter Senators present Kemper Chabotte, Eli Barry-Garland, Jordyn Houlton, Shane Poindexter, Cordero Reid, […]

Student Health Center Baffled by Non-Sexually-Transmitted Disease

Student Health Center Baffled by Non-Sexually-Transmitted Disease

This piece is from the April 1 issue, our April Fool’s Day edition of the newspaper: The Fun Star.  It is intended as satire and not meant to be taken seriously.  All information and quotes were made up.   Regan Campbell/ Fun Star Reporter April 1, 2014 On Friday afternoon, 19-year-old Daniel Larson admitted himself […]

Study finds link between Tilly food and blatant disappointment among students who want to get their money’s worth

Study finds link between Tilly food and blatant disappointment among students who want to get their money’s worth

Lakeidra Chavis/ Fun Star Reporter April 1, 2014 According to a study published Monday, there is a high correlation between blatant disappointment and general disgust with food served at the Lola Tilly Commons, and students who had hoped to get their money’s worth. The study, published in “Academic Food Journal Today,” found that frequent intake […]

Reflection From Solar Panel Distracts Pilot

Reflection From Solar Panel Distracts Pilot

This piece is from the April 1 issue, our April Fool’s Day edition of the newspaper: The Fun Star.  It is intended as satire and not meant to be taken seriously.  All information and quotes were made up.   Kaz Alvarez/ Fun Star Reporter Solar arrays may be removed from campus after a bright glare […]

Overworked Professor Hogging Five Classes This Semester

Overworked Professor Hogging Five Classes This Semester

This piece is from the April 1 issue, our April Fool’s Day edition of the newspaper: The Fun Star.  It is intended as satire and not meant to be taken seriously.  All information and quotes were made up.   Lakeidra Chavis/ Fun Star Reporter April 1, 2014 Between leading an after school program at a […]

Miss Euphoria: Editor in Chief…FINALLY

Miss Euphoria: Editor in Chief…FINALLY

This piece is from the April 1 issue, our April Fool’s Day edition of the newspaper: The Fun Star.  It is intended as satire and not meant to be taken seriously.  All information and quotes were made up. Miss Euphoria/ Editor-in-Chief April 1, 2014 With the sweeping changes happening around campus, the Sun Star has decided […]

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