Category: Campus Life

Fun Star: ‘Phase X’ of Strategic Pathways promises cuts, lasers 0

Fun Star: ‘Phase X’ of Strategic Pathways promises cuts, lasers

This article is a work of satire, and is not intended to be taken seriously in any way. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental, and any quotes should not be regarded with...

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Editorial: Self-preservation

Walking back to my car after work Sunday night is possibly the most stressful three and a half minutes of my week. I clench my fist around the keys in my pocket. I check...