Last Week on Yik Yak 10/27

Yik Yak is a social media app that allows people anonymously to create and view “Yaks” within a 5-mile radius. These Yaks are selected and compiled by Molly Putman / Layout Editor

I accidentally sent my paper to the 3D printer and it came out as a pile of bulls****

I’m fine with the food. I don’t mind the internet. But all I wanted was a nice hot shower and UAF can’t even give me that…

One does not simply walk into Moore dorm.

Holy silent hill outside.

When he says he’s going to make you c** so hard and you think “What? To my senses??”

Whoever is downloading porn on UAF WiFi please stop so I can continue playing my games, you’re f***ing up the whole server.

Netflix and pretend my grades are okay.

Kids spend all high school complaining about being forced to learn stuff they’ll never use, then go to college and major in uselessness.

UAF Inside and Out kids: you may think after this you will know everything there is to know about UAF. You could not be more wrong.

How many high schoolers are surfing Yik Yak and have now realized that college students are just sad stressed-out adults who do not want to be adults anymore?

I appreciate the faith Subway has in my ability to eat without making a mess but I’m going to need more than one napkin.

Why don’t any restaurants offer vinegar to go with French fries?! I have to eat them without like some kind of animal. I miss Canada.

I’m not saying she’s a gold digger, but she is a geology major.

She has the perfect body. She just needs to work on her introduction and conclusion.

Campus on the weekend is like my sex life, non-existent.

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