Last Week on Yik Yak 2/2

Yik Yak is a social media app that allows people anonymously to create and view “Yaks” within a 5-mile radius. These Yaks are selected and compiled by Molly Putman / Layout Editor

It’s almost Valentines Day and I still don’t know what I’m going to get myself.

Had a dream last night that the Campus Cache charged me $200 for a chocolate milk.

Sex is cool but have you ever had garlic bread?

Why do I bother to pick up that s***** 5 page school paper?

Got an email telling me how to double my income in a matter of days. Jokes on them… zero times two is still zero.

Any woman know how to scratch my hair in a sweet way that puts me to sleep and will let me pretzel my legs between yours while we dream sweet things? Asking for a friend’s friend… who is me.

So when do I start getting this “Free tobacco” on campus?

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