Last Week on Yik Yak 2/23

Yik Yak is a social media app that allows people anonymously to create and view “Yaks” within a 5-mile radius. These Yaks are selected and compiled by Molly Putman / Layout Editor

This morning I was like: s*** I didn’t plug in my car, but then it turned out to be 23 above… #thanksglobalwarming

Family: *looks for secret boyfriend that I’ve been hiding* Me: *looks with them*

*tells myself to go to the library so I can get s*** done* – *watches 3 episodes of Greys* – *takes 2 hour shower* – *calls entire family to catch up*

I don’t care how old I am, the car wash is a magical place

Can’t remember to do my homework. But I remember the original 151 Pokemon

Them: So are you gay? Straight? Me: At this point I’ll take what I can get

I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do it’s my ankle

*should be doing homework* *eats food, cleans room, writes a song, and takes the ring to mordor instead*

Women getting abused, Fairbanks has a rape problem, universities don’t do anything about date rapes, and the Faculty Senate is arguing about the term “freshman?” SMH

I trust unprotected sex more than our s***** wifi

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