Letters to the Editor: April 2, 2013

Vajayjay is Cray Cray

Dear Editor,

I just heard about the new building on campus that is going to be shaped like a giant vagina and I’m embarrassed for this university.

As a male student on campus, I’m disappointed that a building that only caters to 41 percent of the student body to be a gross use of funds. I mean, what are they going to have in there anyways? Cooking classes and basket weaving? Idiotic.

I mean I’m not unconformable about being in a building shaped like that, but I’m worried about young kids walking in and asking questions. They’ll have all these questions and I don’t want to answer.

Plus if there is money going towards this, it’s taking away money from important projects like sports on campus and things that I study.

I don’t plan to boycott the university or anything, but I will tell everybody I know about my disapproval and hope someone else does something about it.

Sincerely,
John Seiler

This article is satire. It is not intended to be taken seriously.

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