This week on Yik Yak 10/6

Molly Putman / Layout Editor

Yik Yak is a social media app that allows people to anonymously create and view “Yaks” within a five-mile radius.

Tons of guys at starvation gulch. Haven’t seen that much sausage surrounding a campfire since the weenie roast at the annual cub scouts camp out

F*** your nudes, send me the lecture notes I missed

Dear Eduroam, please get your head out of your ass, it’s not a hat.

To the girl who put 120 tampons in the 4th floor Gruening bathroom… you’re the real MVP

UAF: Where the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

My signature move is slipping and falling straight on my ass in front of the hottest person around.

If you listen quietly in the early morning, you can hear the sounds of hundreds of college students slipping on ice

Does swimming in debt count as carido?

The best part about getting a scholarship refund was being able to charge my text books to my Alaska Airlines credit card. Gained miles to fly the f*** out of here.

Drunk thoughts: “If I were a porn star my name would be Dildo Gaggins”

I wear workout clothes when I eat pizza so I don’t feel too guilty

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