December Horoscopes
By Britany Adorno-Alicea and Colin A. Warren
Capricorn (December 22- January 19): You’ve been waiting all year for this, so make it count. Your sign marks the rebirth of the sun, so make this the rebirth of you. One year older, one year wiser.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18): Your revolutionary conceits are really just weird. Try talking to a real human instead of bots on the internet. Your detachment will be confused for coldness, because you are the ice queen.
Pisces (February 19- March 20): That creative vision is about to come in handy. Who doesn’t love a good ol hand crafted gift or some cute hand crafted holiday decorations? Try not to pile on too many projects, you’ll never finish them that way, but get crafty and have fun!
Aries (March 21- April 19): The main project of your day will be to prove everyone wrong. Your invariable emotional outburst will entertain the masses.
Taurus (April 20- May 20): They say you have the best taste in things so let’s see that shine this holiday season. Bring on the best holiday themed snacks and movies, all the way to the best holiday activities.
Gemini (May 21- June 21): Today you will change your mind so many times that you’ll contradict yourself. Try to choose one personality to stick with for at least the next 24 hours.
Cancer (June 21- July 22): Semester’s almost over, which means it's time to pull out the fluffy blankets and sugar cookie recipes. Enjoy this holiday season the way we all know you like to, quiet christmas music and a nice cozy book.
Leo (July 23- August 22): No one is willing to tell you about that thing between your teeth. May as well save it for a snack for later.
Virgo (August 23- September 22): The holiday season makes everyone want to lose their mind getting everything right, but all you need to worry about is enjoying yourself. Don’t worry about the little details of decorations, just breathe in that holiday air and give in to the holiday cheer.
Libra (September 23- October 22): No one knew that crippling indecisiveness had a smell, until now. Please put on some deodorant.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21): Holiday season is here and the end of the year draws near. It’s time to look at the people in your life and make sure you have all the connections you want to take into the new year, and cut off the rest. They don’t deserve your holiday gifts.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): This month is your friend, but friends are usually disappointing. Cut your losses and just don’t leave your cabin til 2026.