March Horoscopes

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): According to astrology slander, you tend to hold a grudge. That may or not be true depending on who you ask, but they’re likely misinterpreting your stoic energy when you’re really just a softie inside.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): It shouldn’t take you three business days to realize that you’ve hurt someone’s feelings.

Pisces (February 19- March 20): The “old soul” of the zodiacs, you have a creative drive to share your wisdom with others. Enjoy that world you’ve created for yourself, even if only you get to enjoy it.

Aries (March 21- April 19): Look buddy, just because they look like they need help doesn’t mean that they want your help. Cool it with the hero complex.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): Being the fixed earth sign means you’re the most committed, yet stubborn of the earths. That simply means that you will never waver in your heart, and that is a very admirable trait.

Gemini (May 21- June 21): How is sticking to that one personality working out for you?

Cancer (June 21- July 22): Always known as nurturers and homebodies, but you’re not always the sweet and caring person! You don’t always live on your emotional side and it's time you show people that you are capable.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Look we get it, that spotlight is really nice and all, but I think it’s time you get off the stage.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): The knowledgeable, perfectionist of the signs. You just want things to be done right and that’s reasonable, but it’s okay to take it slow sometimes.

Libra (September 23- October 22): You’ve been staring at your computer trying to decide on what assignment to work on for the last 4 hours, just pick one already.

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): Always mistaken for a fire sign because of your fiery personality, but that's simply because of your unwavering loyalty. Be fierce and as intense as a raging sea.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): How many times have you cancelled on your friends this week?