October Horoscopes

Capricorn (December 22- January 19): Hey, it's okay to not have control over everything. Why not let this month be a chance to reset and recharge? Come back to whatever you’re stressing about when you’ve reflected and cleared your mind.

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): The Age of Aquarius peaked when the Boomers were your age. How’s them in charge working out for ya? 

Pisces (February 19- March 20): I know it's within your nature to not settle on decisions for long, but whatever you’ve been having second thoughts about right now, go for it. I believe in you, live in your dream.

Aries (March 21- April 19): Give up or cuff up, winter is nigh my friend. 

Taurus (April 20- May 20): A bad day is simply a bad day. Don’t let your bad emotions get the better of you this month, and indulge in the excitement of the upcoming spooky season.

Gemini (May 21- June 21): Do something dumber this month ya dumb dumb.

Cancer (June 21- July 22): You’re known as the nurturing friend, but don’t forget to nurture yourself this month. Pencil in self care days into your routine, you won’t regret it.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22): Live and let rip, be it bong or fart. No one cares, man. 

Virgo (August 23- September 22): Don’t stress about having everything perfect this month, it's okay to not be so analytical. The time for tricks and treats is here so relax, and embrace some change this month.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22): Are you like a female book? Liiiiiibraaah?

Scorpio (October 23- November 21): The season of the scorpion is here so take advantage of that. Live to your fullest and be as intense as you want, don’t let anything get in the way of having fun.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Doom is surprisingly comforting.