September Horoscopes

By Britany Adorno-Alicea and Colin A. Warren

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan 19): I know it’s hard to hear man but that stench in the dorm? It’s you. 

Aquarius (January 20- February 18): You know your community and you know yourself, but that's not all you need. Don't be afraid to step out of your comfort zone and build stronger relationships with your peers, they might surprise you.

Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20): Please stop acting like your dog. You are in fact bipedal.

Aries (March 21- April 19): With a daring soul and a calling for action, you're always ready to step up to a new challenge. With a new era ahead of you, step into your bravery and ambition and make this the best season yet.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): The moon was tight to your orbit but you missed like you always do.

Gemini (May 21- June 21): You’re always judged for being two faced, but that's not always true. You’re good at building connections and excel at communicating, don’t let yourself feel judged for how you go about it.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Stripes are not your thing, I promise. 

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22): With a fiery personality like yours and a confidence that could rival none, don’t allow yourself to be dulled. Step into that creative side you keep hidden and shine bright like the sun that rules you.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22): Really, dude, all those Christmas lights in such a small space is like a fire hazard.

Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22): You have been known to shine in your most secure relationships, creating balance and harmony wherever you go. Don’t forget to give yourself a chance to breathe and create harmony within yourself.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Will you ever stop burping?

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Ending a summer full of sunshine filled adventure and entering into the fall season might seem like an end to all the fun, but don’t let it be. Find things to be excited about and be optimistic about this new beginning.

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