February Horoscopes
By Britany Adorno-Alicea and Colin A. Warren
Capricorn (December 22- January 19): You’re going to have to work twice as hard for half the credit. You love a struggle, though, so enjoy your month of joyless productivity while everyone else is actually having a life.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18): The season of the water bearer is in full swing. The time to celebrate you and your “weirdo” self is now, so live it up.
Pisces (February 19- March 20): Mercury goes retrograde in your sign on the 25th. You’ll be even more prone to "zoning out" than usual, which is impressive. People will ask you for a straight answer, and you’ll respond with a poem or a blank stare.
Aries (March 21- April 19): a sign with an ever burning fire in their soul. That passion is exactly what you’ll need to get through this month and the holiday that it surrounds. Be brave, be bold, and we can’t stop you, but don’t be too impulsive.
Taurus (April 20- May 20): You’ve spent seven years being "stubbornly quirky," and now the universe is bored of it. Expect a sudden disruption to your precious routine. If you spend the Solar Eclipse on the 17th crying into a $14 latte, just know the stars aren't laughing with you—they’re laughing at you.
Gemini (May 21- June 21): The sign known for changing their mind in a flash. You may not take things too seriously, but this month if you have a special someone, be as serious as you can and cherish them.
Cancer (June 21- July 22): A professor will ask you to take on more responsibility, which you’ll interpret as a personal attack. Try not to mistake "constructive criticism" for "an attempt on your life." Spoiler: It’s just your teacher asking for the project you’ve known about for weeks.
Leo (July 23- August 22): this month’s holiday may be known as a chance to celebrate your significant other, but that does not mean that other kinds of love don’t exist. Focus on self love this month, and don’t waste your time chasing down others.
Virgo (August 23- September 22): You’re trying to micromanage the entire cosmos, but the stars don't have a Ouija board. Stop organizing your spice rack to avoid your feelings; the feelings are winning.
Libra (September 23- October 22): The fairest of the signs, yet the most indecisive. Don’t second guess yourself, especially not this month. Follow your heart and it will lead you down the right path.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21): If you’ve been keeping a secret, it’s coming out. If you’ve been "testing" your partner, you’re about to fail. The truth prevails this month, and since you usually treat the truth like a classified government document, you’re going to find February very uncomfortable.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Don’t use this year's love day as a reason to jump into yet another relationship that won’t do you any good. Try a new, adventurous hobby this year to get that blood pumping and that dopamine flowing.