November Horoscopes
Capricorn (December 22- January 19): Another month, another opportunity to trade happiness for mediocre grades. You’ll look at your overflowing to-do list and feel the cold comfort of knowing you are indeed technically in charge of something.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18): Don’t forget to show your appreciation this month for all those people who have stuck around and who you have decided to keep in touch with.
Pisces (February 19- March 20): November is a big month for your crippling delusion. You will confuse a tiny coincidence for a cosmic sign and sink all your energy into something that will certainly not work out.
Aries (March 21- April 19): You’re continuing to move forward and it's the most courageous thing you’ve done. Good job and keep going, you’re doing great.
Taurus (April 20- May 20): You’ll spend November being aggressively stubborn about something trivial, like the correct way to clean your keyboard. Your comfort zone has become a velvet-lined coffin you refuse to leave. The only significant change this month will be the increase in your takeout bill.
Gemini (May 21- June 21): Take those sociable traits of yours and give yourself the chance to enjoy this month. Holidays are coming up, so spend that time wisely.
Cancer (June 21- July 22): Your emotional sensitivity will reach a new, unbearable peak. You will overthink a late night text for the next four days and then weep pathetically into your dinner.
Leo (July 23- August 22): The season of sweaters and pumpkin spice is here and you are going to be all over that fall fashion. Show off your best self and enjoy the sweater weather.
Virgo (August 23- September 22): Is that stain on your pants a fashion statement or have you lost all self-respect?
Libra (September 23- October 22): With that relationship oriented mind, spend all the time with those people who you care about, not just your partners. Life isn’t all about relationships.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21): Congrats captain contagious, it’s your season. Everyone knows you’re judging them in silence.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Half of this month is dedicated to you, so make this month your to be as philosophical as you always wanted to me. One year older, one year wiser, as they say.